Abbeyisms

These are just a few funny things Miss Abbey has been saying lately! She is such a dork:)

We have this conversation alot.

Lane: "Sit down Abbey, or I'll spank your butt"

Abbey: (while still standing bends over)
or
Abbey: "Don't spank my butt"

"Get outta my way you little turd" the other day she called me a little baby instead of a turd

She has been on a Spongebob Square Pants fix lately and has such a great imagination.. we were in Walmart and she stood up in the cart and bent over and said "oops I ripped my pants" then laughed her head off

She is always telling Gary (spongebobs pet snail) to stay or sit or eat..

We got an awesome popcorn maker for Christmas and we make popcorn alot the other night she was throwing it all over the floor after I asked her what the heck she was doing she said "I'm feeding the chicken's mom"

She likes to help me cook and one night the steam must have touched her face she looked at me and said "Don't touch that mom, it'll burn your face off"

At Big Daddys Deli (my moms resturant) we had to wait in line and she said " Mom, all these people are in my way"

Almost every morning I hear her in her room say "I woke up" makes me laugh everytime!

"I'm Ready, I'm Ready, I'm Ready"

"What my hell? I'm tired, I need a drink"

Everything that she can't get to work "Needs new batteries"

When I walk into a room that she is in she runs and hugs me and says "Oh Mommy you're back"

After nursery one day she showed me a picture she colored and I said who is this she said "It's Jesus mommy, he's really really hungry"